who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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