The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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