So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
