its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Randomize
