I just threw up on my dentist
accomplished twins. life is a go
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
