can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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