There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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