Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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