Do vagina's smell?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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