Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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