this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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