bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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