Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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