There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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