Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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