Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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