i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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