Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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