So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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