Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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