Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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