IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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