I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
