Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
porn star boner night. come get it.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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