I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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