you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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