when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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