hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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