my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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