oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
A+ Viking dick
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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