its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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