Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
