Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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