school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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