Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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