I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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