so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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