Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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