Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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