I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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