No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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