Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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