Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
The ass gains better be worth it
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