I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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