did you get engaged???
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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