left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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