my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
