but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I've blown a few things in my day
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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