Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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