this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Small penises have feelings too.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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